Saturday, March 7, 2009

Will the Princes Give In? I think not...

The Prince had no idea that his charm and love potion were wasted on the princess with the heart of stone. Her friend (who shall remain mostly anonymous, but her initials are C.B.) convinced the princess to have a "summer fling". Since the Prince lived in Illinois and the Princess lived in a kingdom far, far away she figured the Prince was the perfect victim.... I mean she liked the prince, he was handsome, seemed smart, and funny, also his cooking hadn't killed her and she had actually liked it... a little. After dinner the prince and princess watched a movie and cudddled. After the movie was over they were tslking confortably when the prince leaned in and tried to steal a kiss! The outraged princess did not kiss back, so the prince tried again. Nope! Sucka! Finally the prince told the princess" you can kiss back you know." She took pitty on him and the third time was the charm. After talking (yes I said and meant talking) the prince took the princess back to Walmart... He asked if she would like to hang out with him again. Since what they had done so far did not have much flinginess to it, the princess said okay. The next night was the night that they... You guessed it, climbed trees and chased geese in the park. After these exciting adventures, they were laying on the grass looking for stars and talking (yes they did a lot of talking). Suddenly the princess realized that she had to go to the bathroom... Since there was no bathroom at the park, they went back to his aparment. After more talking and a few kisses the princess had to go home. It was late and she was tired and ver sad to have to leave the prince. Niether the prince nor the princess knew of they would see each other again and both were pretty sad. The Princess kept telling herself that it was okay because prince's have cooties, but she just couldn't quite convince herself... How does it end you ask.... That is for another time, hopefully next week and not in three months.